The Goofiest Products and Pitches at the PGA Show

Rather than subject you to yet another list of "best new products" from the recent PGA Merchandise Show, I thought you'd get a kick out of seeing some products and pitches that struck me as some of the worst.

As a reminder, "The Show" is the annual, Orlando, Fla., circus, er, event where everyone with golf-related products comes to hawk their wares to the trade.

And I do mean everyone: from the big boys like Callaway and Nike to hopeful (and sometimes delusional) mom-n-pop inventors.

For the past 18 years I've left the Show saying, "now I've seen everything." And every year later I'm happily proven wrong.

So, without further ado...

Swing Trust Oil

There are a lot of figurative "snake oil salesmen" at the Show, but these guys win for the most literal interpretation of it.

Yes, they're literally selling tiny flasks of oil (for thirty bucks) that they say will help you play better golf.

The flasks clip to your bag. Then, you "simply unscrew the cap and waft under your nose as desired."

What, aromatherapy isn't already part of your pre-shot routine?

The scent is supposed to promote calmness, focus, confidence, trust, and therefore, a better game.

Wait, it gets crazier: this stuff is endorsed by PGA Tour player Mark Wilson, who has played in four tour events this year and missed the cut in three of them.

Maybe he needs to start wearing it as aftershave...or drinking it.


The theory behind this product is actually pretty good; it's the pitch that's terrible.

Nexbelt uses a ratcheting system instead of holes so you can more precisely tighten or loosen it as needed. And retailers should like it because its one-size-fits-all approach simplifies inventory.

Problem is, Nexbelt is pushing a video for how much "faster" it is to put on than conventional belts -- a whopping four seconds faster.

And here I thought traffic was the reason I'm late for work.

The Golf Bike

Some things can be good ideas, but bad businesses.

Take the Golf Bike, an off-road bicycle with a rack on the back for holding a set of clubs.

Exercise is great and golf carts are bad. I get it.

But how many people can really use this?

There are a ton of golfers (including me) for whom biking to golf courses isn't feasible. I can just see myself peddling this thing down the New York State Thruway alongside tractor trailers.

Sure, you could tote the Golf Bike to the course with your car (it doesn't fold up), but the biggest problem still remains: finding courses that will allow the bikes on their fairways. Most are ultra-protective of their turf and their cart revenue.

The only thing that makes sense about this product is the company's name -- Higher Ground Bicycle Co. -- because you'd definitely need to be pretty high to think this is not a risky business proposition at $700-$800 per bike.

What do you think about the products and pitches above? Was I too harsh? What golf gimmickry have you come across?

Please share your thoughts or read what others are saying below.

Craig Better is one of the founding editors of Golf Vacation Insider. In addition to traveling to 15 foreign countries, he has twice traveled across America to play golf courses in all 50 United States. Prior to joining Golf Vacation Insider, Craig was a freelance writer who contributed to GOLF Magazine, Travel + Leisure Golf, Maxim Magazine,, and co-authored Zagat Survey’s book, America’s Top Golf Courses.
Commented on

LOL -- this is definitely hysterical, but not something new (or newish) I saw at the PGA Show.

Commented on

How did you

It allows you to drink coffee all morning and walk the show floor all day with out stopping.

Commented on

I actually find this golf-bicycle idea very interesting. It facilitates the combining of a skill game with aerobic exercise for folks that like to bike. It could increase the speed of play. Cycling can be much easier than walking for some people. Most public courses have cart paths and the "bicycle-golfers" could be confined to the paths for protection of the turf if that was a concern. Although, I wonder if a bicycle would cause anymore damage to grass than a cart with two riders and bags. Wide bicycle tires, to spread the pressure, might be a requirement that would help. I acknowledge that "bicycle-golf" is a novel idea; a little "outside the box." However, I think this concept has some potential. - Respectfully, (not trying to pick a fight here) - When it comes to new ideas, Confucius might have said - "Mind like a parachute - work better when open." :)

Commented on

Amazing, I thought the bike golf cart was one of the BEST ideas of the Show! What an extra appeal for kids. And I can't wait to try one and I am 71! Now if we only had more, especially public courses, offering these. Great idea!

Commented on

GH, you're right. Before this, I helped launch and wrote for two golf trade magazines focused solely on retail (one green grass, one off-course), so I totally get it. That's why I said in the piece: "And retailers should like it because its one-size-fits-all approach simplifies inventory."

It actually strikes me as a good idea for the consumer and the retailer. Was just having a little fun with what I thought was silly marketing message about 'speed.'

Default User Avatar
Commented on

The main reason for this belt is that pro-shops & Pros have never been successful selling belts and always have left over stock every year. When you have to buy100 belts in different colors and styles to fit everyone you will have belts left over for years. One size fits all is the key because you only need 12 belts to start your shops inventory.

Default User Avatar
Commented on

Wow. Some of the comments here gives one an idea of where the nutty ideas come from.

Commented on

There was an Ivy League study regarding the effects of certain chemicals and their scents on eye/hand co-ordination.
The combined double-blind study revealed that the smell of jasmine had a marked effect on the ability of athletes to see and and tennis players, as well as golfers ,were studied.
So, there's a bit of science involved in the effect of aromas, during the course of play, on athletes...

Commented on

Why don't u just say that the golf industry is just ripping people off big time. Put together a 5 dollar piece of plastic and call it a swing trainer, and charge people 40 to 100 bucks unbelievable. Get a pro or golf name to endorse it and double or triple that cost. 3 4 500 bucks for a driver or a putter is ludicrous.

Commented on

...But I think I may try the Nexbelt after reading all the reviews....

More from the author
3 Min Read
August 15, 2017
We recently spent a couple days at the historic Omni Bedford Springs in central Pennsylvania. Here's what we thought of this grande-dame resort.
2 Min Read
August 3, 2017
How does Ship Sticks compare to other services claiming to help you ship your golf clubs to your vacation destination? Here's the breakdown.
1 Min Read
July 25, 2017
Bandon Dunes is world-famous as one of golf's great destinations. But it's arguably the "little things" that take the experience to the highest level.
1 Min Read
July 10, 2017
We just came back from Bandon Dunes, but not without a pre-trip horror story of sorts. Share yours with us and we can commiserate.
1 Min Read
April 3, 2017
Want to know the real cost of shipping golf clubs vs. traveling with them? Check out this side-by-side comparison so you can make the right choice.
1 Min Read
February 14, 2017
Happy Valentines Day! Check out these 20 wonderful golf resorts for all you romantics out there.
2 Min Read
November 15, 2021
Rory McIlroy, Phil Mickelson and world-class instructors help you get up-and-down more often.
6 Min Read
November 20, 2021
Help the golfer in your life shoot lower scores, look and feel better than ever this holiday season with these eight golf gifts.
5 Min Read
November 2, 2021
Some U.S. cities have frighteningly few public-access courses for its residents. If you like variety, you may not want to live in these metros.
12 Min Read
November 18, 2021
Golfers can choose from a wide variety of portable launch monitor price points and user experiences. Here is what's new and the best ones to consider to improve your golf.
Load More
Now Reading
The Goofiest Products and Pitches at the PGA Show