If you're a golfer, you've probably done it.
At one point or another, we've all taken aim at Mother Nature - off a cliff or mountain into a lake, an ocean, a canyon, whatever - and unleashed a bomb's away tee shot that would likely be forever lost.
I'm guilty, too. Probably more than once, but no place more spectacular than the 16th tee at Cape Kidnappers, the legendary cliffside course in New Zealand. The 15th hole, called Pirate's Plank, finishes at a green perched on one of the fingers of land made immortal in those aerial photographs.
The drop from the 16th tee to the ocean must be more than 400 feet. As soon as my threesome saw it, we couldn't wait to tee it up a shag ball and give it a ride. The challenge wasn't how far could you hit it, but how long could you track the shot? The goal was to figure out how long the ball stayed airborne before sinking into the surf. The ball would seemingly disappear midair within seconds. It was great fun when I did it, but now the memory brings up a twinge of guilt. I'm sure if I had done it recently, there would be video evidence on social media. All I have from 2013 is this innocent grip-and-grin photo.
What once was considered old fashioned fun and a good Seinfield joke is now considered a blatant environmental hazard and social taboo. There's been a recent backlash of publicity against hitting golf balls off the course into nature. Just last week, two different instances got some golfers and a famous course in hot water.
According to a TV station in Montana, several men were caught on video driving balls off of a roadside cliff into Glacier National Park. Park officials released a statement saying the incident was under investigation.
“Just like other reported possible violations of law, this incident is under investigation. It’s important to realize that throwing or hurling things over the Going-to-the-Sun Road has the potential of hurting or killing wildlife or people down below. You would never throw a bag of garbage over the side, and the same goes for other things that are human made."
One of the bucket-list courses in the Midwest, Michigan's Arcadia Bluffs, was the subject of a July 22 investigative report by the Detroit Free Press that revealed the resort website had encouraged golfers to drive balls from the 12th tee into Lake Michigan. Arcadia Bluffs has since posted this response on Instagram.
Virtually any golf course that has a glorious tee overlooking an expanse of nature or body of water has likely dealt with this issue. Off of California's coast, a teenage diver and her dad have rescued more than 50,000 golf balls from coves and inlets surrounding Pebble Beach Golf Links since 2016 - most hit into the ocean on accident, but after a 100 years of business, probably a few on purpose, too.
I've had friends regale stories of some of their favorite summer days hitting golf balls off a dock at a target in a lake - maybe a rock or sand bar or a boat in the distance. Sometimes, they'd try to retrieve the balls. Most of the time, they wouldn't. It didn't matter, they thought. Golf balls are almost indestructible. What's the harm in 50 of them in a giant lake?
Now the world knows better. Plastic is overrunning our oceans and water sources. Our food chain and animals of all sizes - whales, birds, turtles, seals - are gobbling up and dying from bits of plastic they ingest.
During that same trip to New Zealand, I also took a helicopter to the top of a mountain on the South Island near Queenstown to hit golf balls into nature. The difference was these balls were biodegradable, made of a dog-biscuit-like core that would simply melt away after a couple rain storms. The company website now touts playing to an artificial green as a par-3 hole in the mountains.
Maybe there's a business opportunity that golfers and environmentalists can agree upon. If golfers aren't sensible enough to stop hitting balls into the ocean or Great Lakes, maybe someone can set up shop on these famous tees, selling biodegradable balls for charity to raise money to clean up our oceans, lakes, rivers and streams. For the record, Dixon Earth Balls are 100 percent recyclable but not biodegradable (as noted in the comments below).
Then golfers could swing away as often as they wanted, laughing and giggling at a splash landing of biodegradable balls for a good cause. That's a drive I could get behind.
Have you ever teed off into nature? Let us know in the comments below.
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